In today’s show I’m stealing an idea from The Nutters Club NZ which was suggested by Casper where I tell everyone that their…

Today’s show was financed by a major wireless carrier’s marketing department. They wanted me to gauge the public interest in a brand new…

Today I do my long-awaited Cart Narcs impersonation episode, telling random customers that they were recently spotted not putting their carts away like…

Look at me everybody. I did a show. Today we’re going to order a few people to have a nice day, we’re going…

Today we’ve got last night’s live show, where I attempt to convince a guy I’m calling from the afterlife, I tell a Circle…

Today you’ll hear me do my very first car ding call of the year, which is a huge failure. I also do some…

Today I tried to do an idea from the Facebook group, but I failed, so I did some requests instead. I blame Synthead,…

Hello class. Today we’re learning all about the metric system. You know what that is, right? This show’s top mathletes are Farfegnügen, The…

We’ve done robotic employees at convenience stores, but we’ve never done robotic customers. Until today! This show was lovingly funded by HeyyLyn6969, Shrinkman, The…

Here’s a live show that happened immediately after the Daisy Pendergrass Show and right before the Take Off Your Pants show. I guess…

Here’s one of the two shows I did yesterday. This is the one that happened right before the live show that Carol did…

Today’s extremely short show contains a few listener requests, including one from Depressed Mashed Potatoes which I’m pretty sure has caused him to…

You know what I haven’t done enough of this year? Dandelion pranks. Yes that’s right. Dandelion pranks. This show is brought to you…

I finally get a little mileage out of my wacky sleep monitoring cell phone service and do a few requests. The political and…

I’m reposting yesterday’s show because I stupidly put the wrong audio on it last night. Whoops.  Here’s a show brought to you by…

Here’s a show brought to you by MistaJohn, Inspector Ratchet, Kevin C, Starkey, and iregretjumping, who goes to bed in the very early…

Today we talk to landlords about dandelions, the new water sucking machine I’ve hooked into my water lines, deliveries of large crates, and…

Did you know that people who live in a golf course actually complain about their homes getting hit by golfballs? It’s true! All…

I go through the requests folder and try to help gamblers in denial, I change phone numbers, I take away an old lady’s…

Today I’m back in the situation room to tell all of my listeners about the many benefits of dandelions vs. grass. Dandelions have…