Pagan sponsors today’s 3 hours of blasphemy and it’s completely his fault that it sounds like I’m toking nitrous for half the show because I accidentally had my EQ levels all weird.  Today me…

James S4 commands you all to hang up your phones so you can focus all your attention on today’s episode.  Today’s opening music was by Userphan, which convinced me to do a full show…

King Eckbert brings you today’s hour of blasphemy where we call a bunch of the remaining Christian Family Store chains and try to convince them to do a few silly things before they go out of…

Myfirstbroom is responsible for this live show where I steal an idea of Sunshine’s to call homeowners and make sure they’re wearing green. The opening bit is from something called Good Kids.  Thanks for the clip,…

In today’s show I go through the prank requests, calling cell phone customers, old people, job applicants, and more.  You can thank Andrew Don-Farquimme sponsors for today’s silliness. The opening clip is from Family…

Andy brings us an hour and 40 minutes of voicemails, announcements, Patreon begging, phones ringing, answering machines picking up, and a couple of prank calls.  Thanks Andy! JIAD is looking for someone to do…

Today Benjamin P. helps us finally turn an ordinary citizen into a hero when he shuts off the power to his house to help restore North Carolina’s broken internet.  We also lose a few Amazon…

Day Man used to live in your house and he left a few things behind.  In this show we’ll listener to home owners lie to me and tell me they can’t find my expensive valuables…

On today’s show, Xander Fett will be helping me return house blueprints to their rightful owners.  Thanks, Xander Fett! Don’t watch The Experts.  God what a terrible movie. Go add to the confusing phonetic list…

Jack off Daniels brings us a show of Facebook complainers, grocery store employees and a woman who lost $100 in a slot machine. Drunken contractor breaks into a home and steals everything Video proof that…

Cncwizard was purposely misleading in today’s title, saying that this episode only has voicemails when it actually contains a bunch of old pranks, but that was for your own good so you’d be slightly…

Day Man says he’s tired of waiting for the future to arrive, so in this episode I tell managers that they already have robots working for them. ‘Can You Hear Me Now’ phone scam…

Here’s a 2 hour live show where we teach the general public a thing or two about how their local zoning department runs things.  Today’s show is sponsored by RobbZombieStark. Intro created by El Hombre…

Today’s live XYZ pre-show is brought to you by the one and only Matt Z.  It’s because of him that the first 20 minutes or so are filled with disconnected numbers and technical issues,…

Today is an educational show, where LoOoDaXFactor personally exposes a national string of silent auction scammers and we find out the shocking truth – that these auctions aren’t actually auctions at all! Prank call…

Finn H. brings us a live morning show where very few golf club members answer the phone, but at least there’s a few good ones. Come Monday by Ruprecht the Monkey Boy Use Dino’s Hang Up…

Today Broccoli Bear brings us all phone calls to video stores, which apparently thousands of still exist across the U.S. If your local Blockbuster doesn’t have Jerry Maguire on VHS, visit the Jerry Maguire…

Today Stan Trucker brings us all a live show where I completely fail at a bunch of Blockbuster pranks, then I have severe audio and computer issues and end up rebooting the show a couple…